Even Losers Can
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt Ivanka saying she had a punk phase bc she was into Nirvana is like Taylor Swift saying she had a goth phase bc she was into Avril Lavigne.
RT @PeachCoffin What idiot called it your mom's panties instead of Oedipal underwear
Making schnitzel, wife brought home 2in thick pork chops. Y'all, I just beat my meat so hard.
RT @QueenCerseiReal RobertCare is a broken mess. Piece by piece we will now begin the process of giving Westeros the great PotShops it deserves!
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Tag Archives: playoffs
Well, the season is finally over for the Wizards as they bowed out of the playoffs with a Game 6 loss to the Indiana Pacers last night. Poor a little out for the boys in red, white and blue. It … Continue reading
Just a word of advice – if you’re an old, horrible racist, you probably shouldn’t get your 30 year old mixed-race girlfriend to record all of your conversations and then let your wife sue her. Actually, try just not being … Continue reading
This will be a very abbreviated version of the Filaments today, but first I have to get some things off of my chest – call it a mea culpa. I started this blog with the intent of providing some chuckles … Continue reading
Thanks to some technical difficulties and the Easter weekend madness, I was not able to post the Filaments on Friday, but I refuse to let you down. So call these Monday Meanderings or something, whatever you’d like. I’ll just be … Continue reading
Yo, who got the 411?
Though I’ve been consumed with the beginning of baseball season this week, this intro is dedicated to the Washington Wizards, who clinched their first playoff spot since 2008. This has been a huge goal for John Wall, et. al., and … Continue reading
Opening Day (yes, I am formally capitalizing it) is finally here, and in celebration I’m breaking out my keyboard and banging the keys to create my first ever season preview. If you’ve read much of my writing here before (Hi, … Continue reading
His office chair slowly rocks back and forth as he folds his arms over his head and stares at the ceiling. Frustrated, he blows his breath up and over his forehead, blowing the bangs that haven’t been found there for … Continue reading
So, a while back I tweeted this: @Truth_About_It does Porter have a nickname? If not I vote for #Slenderman — Even Losers Can Win (@evenloserswin) December 7, 2013 And then, yesterday this happened: BTW, credit for #Slenderman, aka The Washington … Continue reading