(As a new
filler feature I’m going to share the best emails captured in my spam filter. All posts will be cut and pasted exactly as I received them. It should be assumed that all of these were written by something not human; I prefer to believe they are spambots, not some strange denizen of the realms of Cthulhu.)
Do you have any? Kindly let me understand in order that I may just
Um…no. No, I do not have any.