As a new
filler feature I’m going to share the best emails captured in my spam filter. All posts will be cut and pasted exactly as I received them (possibly with some comments). It should be assumed that all of these were written by something not human; I prefer to believe they are spambots, not some strange denizen of the realms of Cthulhu.
Our first entry has a strange amount of football knowledge for a bot.
player under contract from the other’s league. In 1982, after Taylor had transformed the quarterback sack NO-NO! Explicit lyrics are a NO.With this loss, the Ravens record stood at 5-5, ranking third sit up, and take in as you go down again. Corresponding your inhaling and exhaling in usually called the “twelve regular channels” or “twelve regular meridians”, with each meridian corresponding to each
First off, this is clearly just the middle part of a complete manifesto and I really want to know what those meridians correspond to. And there’s something about those exclamations of, “NO!” that is unsettling, almost as if they are another voice, crying to break free of the spam underworld to which they’ve been dragged. Man, I guess I shouldn’t have mentioned Cthulhu.