Spambots Say the Craziest Things, January 20, 2016

(As a new filler feature I’m going to share the best emails captured in my spam filter. All posts will be cut and pasted exactly as I received them. It should be assumed that all of these were written by something not human; I prefer to believe they are spambots, not some strange denizen of the realms of Cthulhu.)

The spam box can be a strange, surreal place, no more so than today. There are several entries that stand out and I can’t decide which one to feature, so I’m showing all of them. It’s a smorgasbord of spam, a spamorgasbord if you will.


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This spambot was going with a simple game recap in an attempt to sound like a normal “hu-man”, but quickly decided NAH BRAH. This spambot ain’t feelin’ your stats, because it’s living the life of a super-powered James Bond/Blade mash-up. And that’s great for you, because apparently you have some home improvement projects you need to research (carefully).

Then, at the end, just as the music starts playing, spambot remembers why it exists, to hawk those sweet cheap jerseys free shipping.


I’m impressed, I must say. Really rarely do I encounter a blog that’s both educative and entertaining, and let me tell you, you have hit the nail on the head. Your idea is outstanding; the issue is something that not enough people are speaking intelligently about. I am very happy that I stumbled across this in my search for something relating to this.

Occasionally, the spam filter traps a comment that seems like it might be from a real person – ostensibly that’s why I look in the spam filter to begin with. This is one of those; well written, coherent, if a bit vague…

…until you realize this was posted on a page with nothing more than a news feed of other blogs, which has not one of my ideas on it. There are no issues, no nails to hit on their heads. But, I’m very happy that you stumbled across this in your search for something relating to this. Effing spambot.


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This is obviously just the ravings of a madman.

Dylan Steele

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A Louisiana native, Dylan Steele now lives in Halethorpe, Maryland. A web developer by day, he is also an occasional musician, frequent dog walker and sometimes hoopster. And now he blogs, too.
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